What Is A Gamer??
In the voices of Kruk and Kuip....

What is a "Gamer??"

A Gamer is someone who isn't afraid to get their uniform dirty...
A Gamer is always focused...

A Gamer would slit your throat to take the extra bag, and he'd wear your intestines like a scarf while he did it...
A Gamer swallows rosin bags and secretes rosin when he sweats because playing with a rosin bag makes a fella look like he's putting on makeup....




4 Comments:
ha! i wonder about these ads.i'm just not that into it.
3/12/08 8:39 AM
really? i LOVE them - the typography and use of color.
for such a lousy team, i think they did a good job of making it seem like something special was going to happen this season.
we can only hope.
3/12/08 7:45 PM
maybe if they put as much effort into signing ball players as they do advertising, we wouldn't have to see our home team on the wrong side of 23-5 molly-whoppings.
they are nice ads though. still got the best commentary team in the league too.
3/12/08 11:10 PM
you summed up my thoughts exactly, jay (the mac named).
3/12/08 11:25 PM
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