3.12.2008

What Is A Gamer??

In the voices of Kruk and Kuip....



What is a "Gamer??"



A Gamer is someone who isn't afraid to get their uniform dirty...

A Gamer is always focused...



A Gamer would slit your throat to take the extra bag, and he'd wear your intestines like a scarf while he did it...

A Gamer swallows rosin bags and secretes rosin when he sweats because playing with a rosin bag makes a fella look like he's putting on makeup....

4 Comments:

Blogger tessa said...

ha! i wonder about these ads.i'm just not that into it.

3/12/08 8:39 AM

 
Blogger Plug1 said...

really? i LOVE them - the typography and use of color.

for such a lousy team, i think they did a good job of making it seem like something special was going to happen this season.

we can only hope.

3/12/08 7:45 PM

 
OpenID da dookie monster. said...

maybe if they put as much effort into signing ball players as they do advertising, we wouldn't have to see our home team on the wrong side of 23-5 molly-whoppings.

they are nice ads though. still got the best commentary team in the league too.

3/12/08 11:10 PM

 
Blogger Plug1 said...

you summed up my thoughts exactly, jay (the mac named).

3/12/08 11:25 PM

 

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